My apartment building faces another one, and some people don’t realize that if you don’t close your window, people can see into your room. That means they can see all the stuff you do in your room. Like if you’re having sex across from my building with the window open and I happen to look out of my window at the same time (like right now), I can see you.
I’m a failed model/international peace mediator. I like telling stories, traveling, and guys. Besides becoming Oprah, my biggest life goal is to be able to do the splits. All the way.